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Saturday

Redneck Gilling Machine


Cop Pulls-Over Priest


The priest is driving home from a party. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

Friday

News Busted Comedy Video

Topics in today's show:

--Michael Jackson wrongful death trial has now started

--Records show the number of small donors to Obama has decreased

--A repair shop in Texas has come under fire for asking customers to recite a Bible verse to get a discount on your oil change

--Six million Americans age 25-34 still live at home with their parents

--A new CNN poll found 90% of Americans believe economic conditions remain poor

--The price to buy a raffle to have dinner with Obama has gone down to $3

--CNN's Gergen admits to swimming in his underwear with George Clooney while covering the actor for a story

--A California teacher has banned students from saying "bless you"

Saturday

Cops, the Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don’t go in that field over there", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish. Have I made myself clear?"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull.

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs…

"Your badge, show him your BADGE!"

Friday



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